obsessed with the excess.

A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

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unicorns in general are a blessing.

they are also magical.

Nov 22 2009

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436. FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS: EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, BUT ONLY YOU EXPERIENCE THE WARM FEELING THAT IT BRINGS.

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430. HER MILKSHAKE DID NOT BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD: HER BREASTS AND SLUTTY DEMEANOR DID.

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About me

i'm joyce.
i'm all A-Twitter.
i live in brooklyn.
if you'd like, you can write me.
something pretty or something funny.
something pretty funny is also acceptable.

&

I.....
love beets.
give names to all my appliances & gadgets.
know every song from Jem & the Holograms.
put Sriracha in everything.
randomly dance in public places.
have a semi-photographic memory.
make excellent sangria.
am an exceptional speller.
dress predominantly in stripes, plaids, & heathered grey
&
accessorize with heavy chains, men's glasses, & splashes of yellow

obsessed with the excess.

A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

Nov 22 2009

436. FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS: EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, BUT ONLY YOU EXPERIENCE THE WARM FEELING THAT IT BRINGS.

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430. HER MILKSHAKE DID NOT BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD: HER BREASTS AND SLUTTY DEMEANOR DID.

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