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520. THAT SONG WAS NOT WRITTEN ABOUT...

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txtsfrmlstnght: (610): Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (517): he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown’s...
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How Other People’s Unspoken Expectations...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (+44): I just gift wrapped bread.
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“I miss the innocence I’ve known, Playing KISS covers,...”
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txtsfrmlstnght: (330): Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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txtsfrmlstnght: (607): he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (443): I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time…those are my 2 biggest...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (201): He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college. ...
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“Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or...”
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507. YOU WENT THROUGH THE MAJORITY OF...

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503. THE SECRET TO SOUNDING INTELLIGENT:...

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txtsfrmlstnght: (406): This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says “LEAD ME NOT INTO...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (615): Why do guys in porn never have boxers on? (941): better question: why do you...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (857): I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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416. When meeting people out, don't...

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wordjournal: noun • fear of long words A humorous extension of sesquipedaliophobia which also...
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funeral: paganpoetry:nearerthemoon:purple-diary: Another...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (203): my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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txtsfrmlstnght: (203): my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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“In a strange way, I had fallen in love with my depression. …...”
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“I would catch sight of some flawless man off in the...”
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txtsfrmlstnght: (501): so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to...
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“Push Paul out first. He’s the prettiest.”
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txtsfrmlstnght: (805): the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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496. JUST BECAUSE ALGAE SETTLES DOESN'T...

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longlivethequeen: (via swedesinstockholm) hot shit
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txtsfrmlstnght: (516): my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing...
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unicornology: fiddlersgreen: Kissing Checklist by Rachel...
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“When I look ahead, all I can see is my final demise. And...”
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omgskins: toonumb: Lily Loveless.
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“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the...”
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“Time ain’t gonna cure you, honey. Time don’t give a shit.”
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“Time changes everything except something within us which is...”
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“You’re only a rebel from the waist down.”
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txtsfrmlstnght: (601): having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit...
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capucha: Flight Of The Conchords - Jenny (via asianscion) I’ve laughed so much at this that my...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (608): you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: Come on, he’s John Paul...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (814): I just answered “If only I knew” for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (724): my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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funeral: scarymansion: Killing yourself is a major commitment, it takes a kind of courage. Most...
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longlivethequeen:suicideblonde: Fiona Apple - Criminal Heaven help me for the way I am Save me...
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“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to...”
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whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: How can you ever take your...
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paperbackgirl: the great penguin bookchase: the...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (518): You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: You Don’t Have Sheets On Your...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (417): i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was…
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txtsfrmlstnght: (908): Getting a high five from your dog when you’re stoned is one the greatest...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (540): it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (678): Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (650): I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that...
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“I must get my soul back from you; I am killing my flesh...”
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489. LIFE IS A LOT LESS DIFFICULT THAN...

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indierawk: Rilo Kiley - Xmas Cake. HAPPY HOLIDAYS #1. “Give up some more to be with you, ‘cause...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (203): He’s like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (954): so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (760): Professor used “ROFL” while grading my paper… Do I even go to a real...
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dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: Everything About You Look, I...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (814): Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music… “Jingle Bells” is hard. Try...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (508): as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (570): i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (847): Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning...
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funeral: bellemort: (via asianxsensation) Blair Waldorf...
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Phoenix- 1901 (Acoustic! In Paris!) From La Blogotheque
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“…less and less is life animated through personal discovery,...”
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txtsfrmlstnght: (626): Most guys don’t get turned on by “skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (201): we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (330): The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the...
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“Not only is my performance raw in this film, but through...”
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txtsfrmlstnght: (914): My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I’m trying...
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txtsfrmlstnght: (647): he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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txtsfrmlstnght: (973): only you would photoshop your dick
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